According to trusted Psychowars informants, it has been revealed that Nicholas Claus, has been known to be living inside of the hollowed inside of the moon, across many generations spanning western civilization. His longevity is speculated to be the result of energetic vampirism, where he consumes the souls of the naughty. For the protection of our informatnts, we have anonymized our highly reputable sources.
Some call them "musicians,” We wouldn’t stoop that low. The corporate weapons known as Machine Girl, have been speculated to be linked to corporation Piper Industries. Recent online speculation about Piper implies the use of controversial frequency manipulation technology - believed to have been used in the distribution process of Machine Girl’s latest album “MG Ultra.” When documents were leaked by an anonymous whistleblower, Piper was forced to shutter their doors.
However, after campaigns by Senator Norman Guy, Piper has been cleared of all potential wrongdoing. It is found that Piper’s parent company Global Neurosys, happens to be the largest fiscal sponsor of Senator Guy in 2025. We send our reporters out this weekend to uncover more. Stay tuned for the latest news on this story.